boringangel:

olivia de recat for the new yorker

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warlockrightsactivist:

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

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lis-lis:

diaryofakanemem:

magicallyemily:

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

I receive it.

Receiving this positive energy

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casettadellorso:

mentosmorii:

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

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woodlesbian:

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

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apatheticskeleton:

i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf

You forgot he immediately followed it with “and he almost deserved it.”

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365filmsbyauroranocte:

Neon Genesis Evangelion S01E16 ‘Splitting of the Breast’ (Hideaki Anno, 1996)

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